The impossible journey of a madman through Final Fantasies I to IX. What is this?

  Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Into the volcano

On our way to the volcano we ran into some Wyverns



Finally we arrived at the entrance to the super-heated mountain. Doesn't the path look inviting?





Well, inside it was slightly less inviting. And you think hot and humid summers in Minnesota are bad?



Ooo. A fire elemental called a Pyros. We had a feeling we'd be seeing lots of these while trekking around this lair of lava.



Hydras are nasty creatures. Fire hydras are hot, nasty creatures.



Don't you love it when caves full of creatures leave rooms full of chests full of equipment around? (and no, that's not implying that this game is unrealistic)



Remember that sandworm? Yep, this is a hotter version.



Alright! Level 20.



That didn't stop us from slogging through the remains of more monsters. Here is a fiendish Hellhound teamed with an Ogre Mage.



Let me guess...it's like a lizard, only on fire.



Ooo, ooo, ooo. Yes, you in the back...that's correct, it's a giant whose personage is engulfed in flames.



Man, how many ways can I say something is on fire? I'll just let you think of one I haven't said and then you can apply it to a dragon. Try to include the word "red".



Holy schmoly! Level 21. This is a lucrative trip!



2 Comments:

At 9:21 AM, Blogger Steve Eck said...

I was kind of hoping for some Fire Ninjas. There is, after all, virtually nothing cooler then Ninjas, especially Ninjas on fire.

I'm also thinking you will be getting some crazy porn-searching visitors now, after including, hot and nasty in a post on a blog with a title of 'Fantasy'. :)

 
At 3:14 PM, Blogger Brenden Johnson said...

Thanks for adding the word "porn" to the searches as well. I appreciate that.

I hope the audience who has Fantasies about Hot and Nasta Fire Ninjas is a small one.

 

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